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CHERRYTAP EMBED INTO HTML

2007-04-20T19:03:00.000-07:00

except its kkzx 98.9 spokanes best rock;)

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THIS ONES FOR YOU ANDY of michigan

2007-04-03T14:43:00.000-07:00

good job soldier!

!

2007-02-22T07:27:00.000-08:00

What really makes this weird is that there was NO nudity just like weird truck stuff.

Shes not being stimulated or anything shes just taking a ride on a truck in a weird position. wtf lol!

I was browsing websites the other day when i saw the above pic(without the commentary of course). My first thoght was "WTF?" after i clicked on the picture and viewed the gallery i just could not stop laughing.

I thought vore was the weirdest thing! I may be wrong...

I just had to get these pics off the net. I dont know wtf those pics were doing in a lesbian gallery cause unless that car is a chevy(all chevies are girls...as are chevy drivers).

Ok heres a breakdown of the pictures all of them non nude

This is the FIRST picture in the set i dont know wtf hes doing with that crank, theres no explanation or anything.

In this pic im not to sure whats going on at all really it looks like they are feelign her up or something. I dont know.

Looks like shes walking to the car in this one. This is the only pic that makes ANY sense at all.

Ok WAIT WAIT, she was walking to the car outside, but now they are in a garage and shes on the thingymajig(wtf is that anyways someone tell me?!)

and finally

i dont evne know wtf to say to this but they are all smiling!

.. ..

my claimt o fame=i did the orange bike on the black backround!

2007-01-28T00:30:00.000-08:00

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2007-01-22T23:56:00.000-08:00

whory

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2007-01-12T20:08:00.000-08:00

its me in a mask, then an unmasked me fucking with Will.

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2006-12-28T23:23:00.000-08:00

merry christmas you sad sacks of shit

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2006-12-11T07:54:00.000-08:00

hello JEFF NO DOUBT IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU AT THIS MOMENT

2006-12-08T15:53:00.000-08:00

2006-12-02T13:21:00.000-08:00

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2006-11-09T22:58:00.000-08:00

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2006-11-03T15:32:00.000-08:00

get well soon jo4nn

2006-11-02T20:04:00.000-08:00

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2006-10-09T20:52:00.000-07:00

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

2006-10-07T12:17:00.000-07:00

2006-10-06T21:17:00.000-07:00

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2006-10-06T17:45:00.000-07:00

wait, thats not right.....

2006-10-06T08:50:00.000-07:00

We have th quize for chapter five before we finish chapter 4?

2006-10-05T00:15:00.000-07:00

mysterious monks COME TO KILL U!

2006-10-01T22:07:00.000-07:00

w00t

2006-09-29T14:16:00.000-07:00

Thx for the condomsyou sent to my house as a joke joann my parents thought it was FUNNY:P

2006-09-25T20:53:00.000-07:00

lol, Borat:P

2006-09-24T17:02:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Desiree

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2006-09-11T23:30:00.000-07:00

Credit=the airport security was posted on b3ta.com not sure who made it and im not going through the whole goddamned board trying to find out who did it.

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2006-09-06T19:45:00.000-07:00

offroading

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NERDDOM

2006-08-26T02:02:00.000-07:00

Mad props to Harry for his originality when it comes to insulting random Americans.

Will......GETS PWNED!

2006-08-22T15:28:00.000-07:00

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2006-08-16T12:01:00.000-07:00

dimcoinr0x

2006-08-10T03:55:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK WALSH

2006-08-06T09:35:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK
your 23 now w00t

2006-08-05T15:03:00.000-07:00

Colville

2006-08-04T23:21:00.000-07:00

I went to colville, props to the M'callisters for feeding and sheltering me during my stay.

lol sesame street wtf.

2006-08-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

100th post!

2006-07-23T02:26:00.000-07:00

I see only 3 ppl visited the site yesterday. What happened, i used to get 30 REGULAR visitors.

Anyways 2 days ago was my 18th birthday i have a car now. Mitsibishi SUV 1999

2006-07-16T21:01:00.000-07:00

HTML banner for Andrew Moore AND snake pit thugz

2006-07-16T02:42:00.000-07:00

Finished banner IWT

2006-07-14T23:18:00.000-07:00

Image host

2006-07-14T23:13:00.000-07:00

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TED STEVENS MUST DIE(his carrear of course;)

2006-07-14T19:23:00.000-07:00

Ted Stevens MUST DIE banner image hosted here.
BTW im not saying thati hope someone assasinates that fucktard i just want him to lose his job. The "Must Die" part is playing off of a marketing campaign currently running in the States. Links to a video hosted by youtube.

Also bought Maddox book today it rox.

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html bannerz

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photo hosting for myspace

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ROAR!

2006-07-03T06:39:00.000-07:00

Firework contraband

2006-07-01T21:34:00.000-07:00

I like to play.

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BLOWOUT

2006-06-23T20:37:00.000-07:00

pwnage
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Drunk

2006-06-21T14:25:00.000-07:00

Thx to stargazers for the list.

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

2006-06-20T02:37:00.000-07:00

Im running out of good pictures:(

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A kodac moment

2006-06-13T00:50:00.000-07:00

the FIRST TIME i have said "back when i was in highschool"

2006-06-12T18:55:00.000-07:00

props to Nick for the laundry pix.

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American Gluttony(senoir final project)

2006-06-07T16:44:00.000-07:00

I created this menu as part of a "resturant concept". This "resturant concept" was a final project for my cooking class. This is the menu which i truned in. Most of the other kids menus had pretty colours and shit on their menus. I think that i definantly made up for it with the humour/symbolism/social observation. Everywhere you look even in this VERY paragraph you will see symbolism. Please excuse the horrible photo-doctoring. My computer has gone to hell and i cant get some stuff to work right.

Just remember one thing. Over-analyzation often blurs the truth....

And posting stuff on youtube does not warrent not considering me for a clan ;)

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Menu
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Welcome to American Gluttony
Americans eat 3500 calories a day, have you had your daily intake?

Burgers!
All of our burgers come with a side of fries, or a salad if youre a pansy.

-little glutton $7.59:
Need something for the kids? Well your in luck the little glutton has a half pound of meat. It comes out at you topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup and of course a side of fries.
-Big Glutton$9.56:
This monster of excess sports a whopping 1.5 pound of meat. It comes topped off with some lettuce, tomatoes and our special sauce. If you have not eaten a big glutton then you have not lived.
-Exotic East Teriyaki Burger $8.76:
Are you an American. Do you have stereotypes about foreign food that is totally based on ignorance! Well, youre in good company. Try this dish from the Far East. Features a meat patty that is marinated with exotic teriyaki sauce, pineapples and onions.

Sandwiches
-EXTREME GRILLED CHEESE!$4.99:
Are you tired of having regular grilled cheese? Then step up to the EXTREME GRILLED CHEESE! We have taken the innocent child food and made it into something EXTREME! How extreme, well its like taking a regular puny grilled cheese, then nuking it. Then it transforms into some mutant grilled cheese! Like I said this is EXTREME! Over a quarter pound of cheese on an EXTREMELY LARGE piece of bread.
-Spicy Chicken Sandwich $5.99:Are you in the mood for some chicken. You are in luck! Our chicken sandwich is centered around a .75 pound chicken patty. Topped with a lopping of mayonnaise and a large piece of lettuce.

Steak
The Meat of our menu. Unlike other restaurants, we dont measure our meats weight in ounces. We measure its weight in pounds.

-Big Boy $11.99: The big boy, is a steak marinated in our special sauce. IT weighs about 1.5 pounds and comes with a large serving of fries. You can order the steak, rare, medium rare or well done!

-Glutton $15.99: We can almost guarantee that after you eat this steak you will die. Its THAT big! This steak is not for the faint of heart. Almost nobody can finish it but those who do live in eternal fame as heroes among men. It is a monster, 4 pound of meat! Marinated in our special sauce. Comes with unlimited fries.

Radical Eats
Did you bring your kids along? Not feel like paying to give them a real meal because you are cheap? We got your back dude. The following items come with a side of fries, or if you kid is one of those new carb counting kids, he can get a salad

EXTREME COOL HOTDOG $3.99-Is this some regular hot dog? HELL NO, this is the EXTREME COOL HOTDOG. It comes flying in your face with a quarter pound of meat and a side of fries. For the cool kids only.

Radical Roast Beef! $3.99-This is a roast beef sandwich thats radical! It has an in your face attitude. With k half pound of roast beef stuffed TO THE MAX between two pieces of bread. This Radical Roast Beef has attitude!

Desserts
So, you have just eaten your 3000 calorie meal and are now looking for a 500 calorie treat to top it off with? Well freind you are in luck. We carry only one item for our desert here.

The glazed gluton $9.99:Sure there are some who say that the dessert is not technically glazed, but we are nto refering to the desert being glazed. After eating this baby your whole digestive system will be glazed with the goodness that is the glazed glutton. This baby is built with 7 scoops of Vanilla ice cream. Then a layer of hot fudge is poured over the ice cream and is frozen in place. After this we put 3 scoops of chocolate ice-cream on the top and then 5 cups of whip crem goes drizzling down the side. Yep this baby actually weighs more then the average human child!

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So here i am, having only had 4 hours of sleep, i need to finish one project, and then write an essay. On top of that i got soem other things that need doing. So i call into my job tell them 45 minutes before my shift starts that i am unavailable. After getting chewed out by my boss i take a short 3 hour nap. When i wake up i decide to spend about 20 minutes milling about on the net. Then its to work! I finish my project at around 11pm. Good, everything has been going good so far. Then i mill around on the net for a while longer, checking myspace, chatting. Now i realize that its starting to get late. I decide to hunker down and get to work on my essay. Only one problem, i dont have the fucking rubrick for the essay. I cant beleive that i dont have it! I do a quick search of the area. Still no rubric is to be found. After a fruitless search i come to teh conclusion that i had left it in my desk at school. Now i am stuck the night before the essay is due without any idea WTF im supposed to be writing the essay about. In short i am boned.

2006-06-03T05:31:00.000-07:00

talking to a bot

2006-05-31T19:55:00.000-07:00

i sent a bot to bother an internet freind...

Prank started at 07:48 PM on 31 May 2006.

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WeCanDoItYea444(7:38:42): do u have a gf/bf?
thewman02(7:38:51): who are u
WeCanDoItYea444(7:39:00): my name is jennie
thewman02(7:39:12): jennie who
WeCanDoItYea444(7:39:22): sorry but i cant give u my last name
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thewman02(7:40:19): i dont see how i could be
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:40:59): i dunno where i got ure sn, u were just on my buddy list... strange
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:41:20): cool
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:41:53): really?
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:42:15): lo lok
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:42:40): ocol
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:44:04): hahaha
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thewman02(7:44:54): mich
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WeCanDoItYea444(7:45:26): absolutely! what did you expect?
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thewman02(7:46:48): ur not borthering me
WeCanDoItYea444(7:46:57): do u have a gf/bf?
thewman02(7:47:00): yes
WeCanDoItYea444(7:47:13): ok then
thewman02(7:47:42): lol y u trying to hook up
WeCanDoItYea444(7:47:51): i'm sorry, just thought that was kinda funny
thewman02(7:48:09): lol
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2006-05-26T17:53:00.000-07:00

I won the zombie award for being an awsome nerd? WTF?

2006-05-24T01:02:00.000-07:00

Hang in there guys!

2006-05-22T19:49:00.000-07:00

It has just reached me through the grapevine what has happened to you. I find it horrific that you had to suffer through such a thing. Last i heard you had ran away to downtown auckland. Not the greatest place in the world for a run-away. Just remember people have always percevered through worse. Hang in their guys.

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Jesus always liked to bully children.